| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Four hats. Five voices. One table. Gary, Otto, Stuart, Goober, and Ne'er — the deliberating body of the Deetle Deetle Dighnt Dighnt universe. Every episode ends the same way. Meeting adjourned.
A soft, sturdy black tee printed with a small, witty “Hat Council” square on the chest — five tiny, characterful hat icons sit under bold, block lettering. This shirt feels lived-in from the first wear: medium-weight cotton holds shape while staying breathable. The ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep it sitting right, and the tear-away label means nothing itchy will distract you. Wear it to casual meetups, low-key conventions, or when you want to signal quiet, clever fandom humor. It layers easily under jackets or pairs with jeans for a relaxed, confident look that reads like an inside joke shared across coffee shops and online threads.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; comfortable medium-weight (180 g/m²) fabric
- Classic relaxed fit with ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Smooth tubular knit construction without side seams for cleaner look
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/labels and DTG for main chest art
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean


